Post making contest 1.0

I promised in IRC, so I'm posting a new test post in this thread. I can proudly say that this time. I will be posting something that only breaks rules 1, 4, and 5.

Mehgamehn, alter your own course of destiny by purchasing at least five aura crystals to realign your chakras. Throw in a seventh, rule 0 breaking crystal and they'll realign your chwokas, too.

No longer breaking 5, but have returned to breaking the rest of them .

EDIT: Whoops, not breaking 2. I don't even know why I thought it would suddenly break 2, it doesn't even make any sense. I've been at this too long.

So this one breaks 1, 3, 4.