Post making contest 1.0

I'm Alarmed! I'm a distasteful cacophony stipulates a melancholic period? I'm all out of synonyms.

I thought this might come up, and with a bit of melancholy say that you are still breaking all but 1.

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At glance, seems like it breaks 1, 2, 3

EDIT: At second glance it does break 4

I promised in IRC, so I'm posting a new test post in this thread. I can proudly say that this time I will be posting something that only breaks rules 1, 4, and 5, indeed.

1, 4, 5