Post making contest 1.0

Aren't palindromes wonderful? u fred nowse mord nil apt 'n era?

All five.

I have thought of one of these, so I am putting it up here for your riddling pleasure. I will be on the lookout for you guys being awesome smarty people and, so you know, this post is breaking Rules 1, 4, and 5.

This still, rather annoyingly, breaks all but 3.

I cannot explain to you the inner turmoil I feel when looking at this, its so stupid.