Post making contest 1.0

Bah, would that I knew this danged ruleset.

It is then you might not break all 5 rules.

well, too late but i think i understand why my blank post was a tough call for rule 3 now.

Also breaks all 5, and actually I feel like 3 is the last one you guys will get. I woulda said 2 but given 2 has open information hanging about it might be get cracked faster.