Post making contest 1.0

Breaks 1, 2, and 5.

EDIT: Nah, I think I have to make the decision that it breaks 3 as well.

So it breaks all but 4.

EDIT 2: Man this one is actually really hard to judge, so I'm going to very slightly alter rule 3 to cover these "tough decision" posts. This post still breaks rule 3, and so does every other post that I've said has broken rule 3.