Post making contest 1.0

Rule 3: Must include the number of rules broken other than this one somewhere in the post. Numerals of any kind count, as do the words. So do "first", "second", "third", "fourth". "to" and "too" do not, tags don't. Individual digits of larger numbers do; however, I didn't apply this to Roman numerals.

This means a post that passes all rules must have a zero.

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Fails rule 3 and 5

Rule five is something you could figure out given a couple of examples I think rule one is potentially going to be trickier

Fails rules 2 and 3