Post making contest 1.0

g0m

This post fails rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.

This post has the number 8 and the letter Q.

This post fails rules 2, 3, 4 and 5

wOW!

YOU'RE IN FUCK CITY

• and
  
• you're
  
• never
  
• leaving
  

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This is test #4.

Do we just start spamming complete nonsense until we accidentally pass rule 5? 'cause that's what it looks like we're going to have to do...

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Fails rules 2, 3 and 5.

I guess making some random guesses would be a start

This post fails rules 1 and 5.