RE: Strandido - Suffer not the Wrath of Gore
04-25-2016, 01:32 AM
>Celebrate this victory. High fives all around.
You start handing out CELABRATORY HIGH FIVES like they were cheap cigarillos, not a single soul shall escape your celabratory gesture, all two of them. Yes Even you GREEN.
>Woo! Advancing by killing innocent animals that probably could've fled from!
LISTEN. It attacked you... WOULD'VE attacked you. You're quite confident. After all it was a MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB not a MEDIUM FRIEND CRAB right... also it probably stole your box, and then... came back for some reason? Shut up.
>Claim the claws of your adversary as trophies and prepare his legs for a future meal.
Right, all shall know of your victory of this DEFINITELY HOSTILE Crustacean entity. It was definitely a threat, look at what it did to GREEN, and all you did was poke it's eye out.
>Tend to your fallen companion first and foremost!
Right-Right-Right... Oh dear, Green is in a bad way for sure... but thankfully they're just KO'D, as long as you get them out of this spontanious storm, somewhere safe, yeah they should be fine.
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Speaking of, what's the deal, it was clear skies literally seconds ago, is this one of those weird TROPICAL STORMS you've heard about, is this CLIMATE CHANGE, is this the wrath of AL GORE come to smite the non-believers!
>Great, now get somewhere safe to avoid exposure!
Best not to dwell on it for too much, you're getting drenched, and the last thing you need on an island thats surely full of CERTAINLY HOSTILE Crustaceans is a cold, or worse, the deadly INFLUENZA. Thankfully you know exactly where to go.
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You are now in the MYSTERY CAVE that was previously hidden behind the GHOST WALL, and... well you were honestly expecting something more impressive, given that somebody hid it behind a GHOST WALL.
You start handing out CELABRATORY HIGH FIVES like they were cheap cigarillos, not a single soul shall escape your celabratory gesture, all two of them. Yes Even you GREEN.
>Woo! Advancing by killing innocent animals that probably could've fled from!
LISTEN. It attacked you... WOULD'VE attacked you. You're quite confident. After all it was a MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB not a MEDIUM FRIEND CRAB right... also it probably stole your box, and then... came back for some reason? Shut up.
>Claim the claws of your adversary as trophies and prepare his legs for a future meal.
Right, all shall know of your victory of this DEFINITELY HOSTILE Crustacean entity. It was definitely a threat, look at what it did to GREEN, and all you did was poke it's eye out.
>Tend to your fallen companion first and foremost!
Right-Right-Right... Oh dear, Green is in a bad way for sure... but thankfully they're just KO'D, as long as you get them out of this spontanious storm, somewhere safe, yeah they should be fine.
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Speaking of, what's the deal, it was clear skies literally seconds ago, is this one of those weird TROPICAL STORMS you've heard about, is this CLIMATE CHANGE, is this the wrath of AL GORE come to smite the non-believers!
>Great, now get somewhere safe to avoid exposure!
Best not to dwell on it for too much, you're getting drenched, and the last thing you need on an island thats surely full of CERTAINLY HOSTILE Crustaceans is a cold, or worse, the deadly INFLUENZA. Thankfully you know exactly where to go.
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You are now in the MYSTERY CAVE that was previously hidden behind the GHOST WALL, and... well you were honestly expecting something more impressive, given that somebody hid it behind a GHOST WALL.