Post making contest 1.0

This post fails rule 5. I don't know about the rest of the rules. Probably them as well tbh.

This post violates rules 1, 2, 3 and 4.

(I'm so sorry)

(also I'm gonna go have dinner now)

(this post doesn't break the fifth rule?)

This post violates rule 4.

I added one character (not counting spaces and line breaks) to a Rule 5-violating post and it was Rule 5-compliant. I think it's a modulus thing, but it's not worth worrying about the details. If someone makes a post and it breaks Rule 5 but no others, just add one letter to it.

Rule 1 is the stumper, as we've seen identical posts both succeed and fail with it.

Rule 4 is the most-broken one.

Rule 3? I think we've got that one.

No idea what Rule 2 is, but we're not breaking it nearly as much as the rest.

This post violates rules 1, 4 and 5.

fogel all the rules are the stumper tbh

This post violates rules 1 (strictly speaking), 2, 3 and 5.

;)*&+

This post violates rules 1, 3 and 5.

;)*&?

This post violates rules 1 and 5.