Strandido - Crab-sposition

>What the heck happened to all the other crabs?



Good Question, you guess they aall vamoosed like a bunch o flily livered sea-chickens. The Cowards.

>Wield yon knife, stab yon crab



You wield your knife, battle is formally joined, Fast paced rock music blairs in the distance as the waltz of combat is reduced to it's fundamentals expressed in the cold emotionless spectrum of binary numerology. Victory and defeat determined by the roll of a die and the whim of an uncaring god. What a thrill

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Anyway, you decide to stab the MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB Dealing a respectable blow to your crustacean adversary.

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The MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB offers a vicious retort to your position.

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Oh but PINKY ain't about to let such aggreviences slide unanswered.

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GREEN uses LVL 1 SCUTTLETECH : SOOTHING SCOOTLE, which restores a bit of your CHUTZPAH and makes ya' feel alright.

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It suddenly starts raining, were you not so absorbed in the THRILLING VENUE OF RPG COMBAT you might give a shit, but alas, you're overly distracted by this crab...

>Punch the MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB to establish dominance.



You SOCK IT TO EM, showing this Red BUSTER just who's the beans of this operation, the boss you see, and that would be you.

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You're attempt to assert your authority appears to have backfired, and this blaggart appears rather STEAMED.

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He Charges at ya with vim and vinegar, but GREEN intercepts the Blow, what a Hero, but it looks like they're KO'D. Their Sacrifice Shall not be in vain!

>Drop the coconut on it and crush it into a crabcake



You take the WEIRD COCONUT from your pack, you're gonna finish this in an unecessarily spectacular manner.

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Drawing upon the many long, hot, homerotic days of vollyballing with the BOYS , you put your strength into this killer spike.

>COCONUT TECH LV1: PIÑA COLLIDE-A



Get Dunked on!

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The MEDIUM ENEMY CRAB is slain.

>Level Up?



You then unexpectedly LEVEL UP, unexpected because you didn't actually know that was a thing you could do, apparently this world is RPGS and NUMBERS all the way down, oh well, might as well celebrate human advancement being simplified into a series of MATHEMAGICAL NUMERICALS.

ALEX PORTER IS NOW LEVEL 2
CHUTZPAH INCREASES TO 30
PUNCH INCREASES TO 25
LIQUIDITY FACTOR INCREASES TO 1.5
SCHMALTZ INCREASES TO 11

ALEX HAS GAINED A FAMILIARITY WITH COCONUTS

ALEX HAS GAINED A FAMILIARITY WITH CRABS and can now use LVL 1 ANIMAL COMMUNION - CRAB DIPLOMANCY

PINKIE IS NOW LEVEL 3
CRABITUDE INCREASES TO 101
CHUTZPAH INCREASES TO 55
CLAMP INCREASES TO 35

GREEN IS NOW LEVEL 2
CRABITUDE DECREASES TO 11
CHUTZPAH INCREASES 15.5
CLAMP INCREASES TO 28