Post making contest 1.0

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I guess hyperlinking it wasn't enough so will #201 in spoilers work?

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#125

...ah, balls to it. I'm procrastinating something fierce right now anyway.

This is post #1. It violates the following rules: 1, 2, 3 and 4.

#144

Sruixan, is one of your rules a self insert?

#147

Sruixan, is one of your rules a self insert?

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#154

#157

Thanks! I can't believe I misspelled Sruixan the first time!

#160

g0m Sruixan

Only posts so far to pass Rule 1. Content doesn't appear to be the factor. Anyone see anything in the timestamps/post number?

Sruix isn't allowed to sleep til we solve this.

Also note Sruix lives in a different timezone than most of us.

This post violates rules 4 and 5.

I would also like you guys to solve this before I go to bed. Also, I'm writing this in purple now because I just previewed this post and dear lord it's pretty dense otherwise.

This violated 1 and 2.

Any closer?

This violated 1 and 4.

Together, they violate 1, 4, and 5.

This post violates rules 1 and 4.

Here's something I just noticed about those Rule 1 posts.

All but one of them immediately followed a post (not counting Sruix's rule-checks_ that violated rules 1-4. This post is the only exception.

Maybe Rule 1 has something to do with the previous post?

This post violates rules 1, 4 and 5.

Okay. So I found several posts immediately following 1,2,3,4-breaking posts that still broke Rule 1. I guess that's a coincidence.

These are the posts, to be more specific:

https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid123225
https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid123247
https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid123230
https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid123275
https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid123281
https://eagle-time.org/showthread.php?ti...#pid123286

This post violates rules 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5.