Post making contest 1.0

Rule 1: Changes even when the exact same message is given
Rule 2: No idea. Maybe it's some kind of range?
Rule 3: Post must ask a question
Rule 4: No idea. Some posts that quote or link to Lankie's post pass it and some do not.
Rule 5: Also no idea.

Well we have 1/5 for sure.

This post violates rules 1, 2, 4 and 5.

Sruix is just too good at puzzles. Hot damn.

SECRET RULE 6!

...and also this post violates rules 1, 2, 3 and 4.

NOT QUITE A HINT BUT MORE AN ADVISORY: I like my posts on the shorter side, uncharacteristically.

EDIT: I KEEP MAKING MISTAKES