Post making contest 1.0

Hi lankie.

Violates:
Rule one
Rule two
Rule four
Rule five

Oh! I'd like to host a game! This seems cool!

Again five rules to follow. These be different rules.

This post violates:

Rule one
Rule two
Rule five

edit: oh hey new page. This is the new round info if you missed it.

Violates:
Rule one
Rule two
Rule three
Rule five