Post making contest 1.0

I mean seriously some chicken alfredo pizza would be awesome.

Don't you agree, g0m?

Violates rule 2 and rule 4

I am going to type the word g0m as well as all the other things I am doing here.

Violates rule 2

Instead of writing the word "g0m," I am going to post a picture of the g0m-face instead.

g0m

Do these rules add or subtract?

I don't really know what you mean by add or subtract... violates rule 2

By quoting a post that breaks four rules and a post that breaks one, I've created a new post that breaks one, so rules three four and five are fixed by adding to your post, not subtracting.