Post making contest 1.0

I don't think asking questions breaks any rule; g0m's OP broke 2, 4, and 5, while Granola's post broke 1, 2, 3, and 4.

Violates 2, 4 and 5

Let's try this.

edit: schazer: I just meant that he probably wouldn't answer them.

and now the test is ruined.

Violates 2, 4 and 5

X.

Violates 1, 2 and 4