Sruix reads Hawkspace

Thread: WHO IS, THE BUIGGEST FURRY IN EaGLETiM E,??? ?
Author: KittenEater
Review: For the record, I'd cast, like, 0.2 of a vote for myself.

#9 - I agree with wheat's to my mind impeccable argument here
#10 - oh dear lord that's a nostalgia bomb I had forgotten that fait existed
#16 - likewise, this is the kind of logic that I like to see
#34 - SCHAZER NO
#49 - that is a sensible amount of maths to throw at this problem
#57 - this is a true work of art
#69 - I HAVE MISSED THESE TOP QUALITY PUNS GODDAMMIT
#75 & #76 - this joke is a masterclass in timing
#128 - I am beginning to think that this endeavour would work better in a format where you can hear my distressed giggles every time I encounter a beautiful pun.
#129 - oh so that's what that black card was earlier

Score: 95/95

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Thread: jimmy buffest
Author: Loather
Review: welp this was a good thread to read on the uni vpn
Score: this was a strong, pure experience that I shan't besmirch with numbers

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Thread: your most favorite words
Author: Sanzh
Review: these are some top notch words right here
Score: cacoethes/epizeuxis

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Thread: Good patent ideas
Author: wheat
Review: yeah, this review business would definitely work better in audio format because my reading of page three was a treasure lost to anyone who isn't currently hiding in my room in an attempt to scare/spy on me

oh wait shit I have a microphone

ooh, let's start from the top of page four...

Score: five and a half minutes out of my life

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Thread: Is Undertale the new Homestuck? (as of the time of posting)
Author: Infrared
Review: I have seen the first six episodes of Steven Universe. I keep meaning to watch more, because by the fifth and sixth episodes it was actually starting to get interesting? But I don't watch much in the way of TV/films/things-that-move-on-a-screen, with the exception of some YouTube shit I guess?

I did also let slip earlier today that, amongst the many sins I have accumulated these past few years, one of the most abhorrent is that I still haven't played Undertale. I am so sorry.

Score: 2009/2016

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Thread: Energy Drinks Thread
Author: Schazer
Review: Fun fact: I have never had an energy drink! I am a terrible student! I get by on way too much tea which reminds me I need to go to Cardews tomorrow and get me some more BUT ANYWAY this thread so far is only serving to back up my long-held opinion that my body would much appreciate me never imbibing any product centred around turning caffeine into pure regret and

oh wow

these reviews are something else

this is a good place to stop for the night, I feel

(also back at home I have the same cup as Agen has, seen in the top left of the second photo, along with others in the same style!)

Score: THE DEFINITIVE HAWKSPACE EXPERIENCE