RE: The Grand Murder Mystery
05-25-2012, 04:09 AM
Username: BTP
Name: LeAnn Rimes, Monkey Detective
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Color: Brown
Abilities/Items: LeAnn picked up a classic detective hat with those little ear flaps and a thinking pipe he got from Lady Antebellum. He knows all sorts of monkey street fighting and maybe even a new SUPER MOVE that involves bananas. He is still a monkey leader and has an indeterminate, adjustable amount of cartoon style monkeys that follow him around. He wears a white robe with a belt like that one haduken guy, though LeAnn has no idea what a haduken is and can not do one so stop asking him to. Inside of his robe he keeps an ample supply of bananas (exactly 20) just incase he gets hungry or needs a snack.
Description: LeAnn is a monkey man from a jungle land. Which is to say he is a regular man who has lived in the jungle and thinks he's a monkey. Also he wears the aforementioned detective hat now, in addition to his streetfighter robe. His monkeys look like normal cartoon monkeys when they're alive and like bloody mangled pulps when they are dead. It's difficult managing such a large or small number of furry companions so they tend to run into danger pretty frequently.
Biography: After emerging as the undisputible champion from the GRAND CLUSTERF*CK, the guy who was in charge of that offered LeAnn a single wish before returning him to his monkey-world. LeAnn had suffered a few head injuries along the way and asked for something to cover his head. Whoever that guy in charge of that thing was obliged and LeAnn got a classic (possibly magical) detective hat. He wears it all the time now and it's second favorite piece of clothing (the first being the robe which is is only other piece of clothing).
LeAnn was returned to his world and began to use all of the experiences he had and remembered (head trauma is a funny thing) to help out his monkey companions. He began to solve and resolve disputes between fellow monkeys, and as he was the smartest monkey of them all (he is not a monkey). He solves cases basically all the time now, like: "Who ate bananas?" (it was the monkey with bananas in its hand) or "Who fell off tree and died?" (this involved pointing at the monkey corpse on the ground and then grieving profusely for lost little Trisha Yearwood). Maybe it's because of the frequency of "solved cases" or the fact the dying can mess up your head a little bit but for some reason the Victim picked LeAnn to help solve the murder. Go figure.
Name: LeAnn Rimes, Monkey Detective
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Color: Brown
Abilities/Items: LeAnn picked up a classic detective hat with those little ear flaps and a thinking pipe he got from Lady Antebellum. He knows all sorts of monkey street fighting and maybe even a new SUPER MOVE that involves bananas. He is still a monkey leader and has an indeterminate, adjustable amount of cartoon style monkeys that follow him around. He wears a white robe with a belt like that one haduken guy, though LeAnn has no idea what a haduken is and can not do one so stop asking him to. Inside of his robe he keeps an ample supply of bananas (exactly 20) just incase he gets hungry or needs a snack.
Description: LeAnn is a monkey man from a jungle land. Which is to say he is a regular man who has lived in the jungle and thinks he's a monkey. Also he wears the aforementioned detective hat now, in addition to his streetfighter robe. His monkeys look like normal cartoon monkeys when they're alive and like bloody mangled pulps when they are dead. It's difficult managing such a large or small number of furry companions so they tend to run into danger pretty frequently.
Biography: After emerging as the undisputible champion from the GRAND CLUSTERF*CK, the guy who was in charge of that offered LeAnn a single wish before returning him to his monkey-world. LeAnn had suffered a few head injuries along the way and asked for something to cover his head. Whoever that guy in charge of that thing was obliged and LeAnn got a classic (possibly magical) detective hat. He wears it all the time now and it's second favorite piece of clothing (the first being the robe which is is only other piece of clothing).
LeAnn was returned to his world and began to use all of the experiences he had and remembered (head trauma is a funny thing) to help out his monkey companions. He began to solve and resolve disputes between fellow monkeys, and as he was the smartest monkey of them all (he is not a monkey). He solves cases basically all the time now, like: "Who ate bananas?" (it was the monkey with bananas in its hand) or "Who fell off tree and died?" (this involved pointing at the monkey corpse on the ground and then grieving profusely for lost little Trisha Yearwood). Maybe it's because of the frequency of "solved cases" or the fact the dying can mess up your head a little bit but for some reason the Victim picked LeAnn to help solve the murder. Go figure.