OH FUCK!!! It's a Murder Mystery

Geez everyone no need to fight ur butts off over the protag when we could have a fun compromise
By taking both (real) suggestions and mixing them into one character.\



Addison: My name is Addison Nakajima
Addison: And I am the world's greatest Detective Novelist...
Addison: Well I mean, I wish I was, but I haven't even finished my first novel..
Addison: ANYWAY!~ Here I am at Goldenrod Resort, where nothing bad is going to happen at all and it will just be a peaceful good time.




Addison currently stands before the entrance of the resort, sand crunching under her boots. Standing nearby are two people, a rather tall man and a somewhat short (but not as short as Addison) person of indeterminable gender. The two look right at Addison and talk. The tall man had a thick...Norwegian accent and the red head has an American Accent, maybe from New Jersey even.

????: OH! You must be a guest?
????: As opposed to what?
????: Shit...I don't know...a sea monster?
????: ......Ok then...

The red head of indeterminable gender walks up to Addison and sticks out one hand.

????: Anyways..the names....

What's this persons name? Whats the tall dudes name?

Input your suggestions now.

((Edit: Colors shoudl be darker now so they can be read))