RE: The Empire in Crisis!
04-16-2016, 06:49 PM
Auganzius Scriabin is walking off the stage, but you can't resist heckling him.
In your best drunk voice:
"CHESTER THE JESTER IS BETTER THAN YOOUUUUUU!!!"
Random people in the crowd start whooping.
Auganzius Scriabin turns around. "YOU PEOPLE - DESERVE - WHAT CHESTER THE JESTER WILL GIVE YOU! BUT I AND THE REST OF THE TRUE EMPYREANS WILL FIGHT TO THE END - TO PRESERVE - THE EMPIRE!"
He storms off the stage. Some guy in the audience calls out "HE'LL GIVE US GOOD SEX MAN!!" Everyone in the crowd cracks up.
"Thanks that was good." says the guy next to you. "That guy's a joke. Everyone knows that Chester the Jester's the only one who can maybe keep the Empire from being destroyed."
"Yeah." says the woman next to him. "Talking about aqueducts. Who cares about aqueducts when the Barbarians are barking at our doors. They've been defeating more of our armies and taking more of our land every year, and there always seems to be more of them. At this point, talking to them and maybe actually finding out what they want is the only hope we have left."
She seems smart. Any questions you have for this woman?
In your best drunk voice:
"CHESTER THE JESTER IS BETTER THAN YOOUUUUUU!!!"
Random people in the crowd start whooping.
Auganzius Scriabin turns around. "YOU PEOPLE - DESERVE - WHAT CHESTER THE JESTER WILL GIVE YOU! BUT I AND THE REST OF THE TRUE EMPYREANS WILL FIGHT TO THE END - TO PRESERVE - THE EMPIRE!"
He storms off the stage. Some guy in the audience calls out "HE'LL GIVE US GOOD SEX MAN!!" Everyone in the crowd cracks up.
"Thanks that was good." says the guy next to you. "That guy's a joke. Everyone knows that Chester the Jester's the only one who can maybe keep the Empire from being destroyed."
"Yeah." says the woman next to him. "Talking about aqueducts. Who cares about aqueducts when the Barbarians are barking at our doors. They've been defeating more of our armies and taking more of our land every year, and there always seems to be more of them. At this point, talking to them and maybe actually finding out what they want is the only hope we have left."
She seems smart. Any questions you have for this woman?