RE: "Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares
04-16-2016, 04:51 PM
So, I had a dream that there was a giant tornado heading towards campus, like an F∞, and there was no way that anyone caught in it was going to survive. And of course, guess who was pretty much in the direct path of it. I saw there was pretty much no point in trying to escape from it, so I used my last moments to tell a bunch of people online "Well, it was nice knowing you all. Goodbye."
And then I died.
And then I woke up in my grandparent's house... which doesn't exist any more. I could still remember the tornado and such, so I put together that I must have died and this was some sort of afterlife. Which was totally helped by everything being in like some shimmery greyscale color scheme, because that's not how life is.
The thing was, I still had my laptop for some reason. And being the person I am, I wanted to see what the internet was like in the afterlife. And it turns out, I could connect to multiple websites, including this one. Except like everything besides the threads and the content in them was in Russian. Hey, I don't need to read it to know that this is Eagletime. Anyway, the most recent post in the out-of-context thread was Gime posting something along the lines of "You know, I thought she just hated us until I found whos-dead.com and boy did that change my opinion shortly".
It turns out, there was a website in real life which listed everyone who recently died (and I mean everyone), and somehow, someone who I had wished goodbye to had found that website, knew my real name, and figured out what happened.
Seeing that, I tried to log into my account and wouldn't you know, it worked. And I could post stuff. And at first you didn't believe it, because it's a confirmed dead girl posting. But somehow, I eventually convinced you all that yes, it was still me and yes, I was still dead.
What does this mean? WHO KNOWS? Not me.
Also, for the record, I am not dead. At least, I don't think I am.
And then I died.
And then I woke up in my grandparent's house... which doesn't exist any more. I could still remember the tornado and such, so I put together that I must have died and this was some sort of afterlife. Which was totally helped by everything being in like some shimmery greyscale color scheme, because that's not how life is.
The thing was, I still had my laptop for some reason. And being the person I am, I wanted to see what the internet was like in the afterlife. And it turns out, I could connect to multiple websites, including this one. Except like everything besides the threads and the content in them was in Russian. Hey, I don't need to read it to know that this is Eagletime. Anyway, the most recent post in the out-of-context thread was Gime posting something along the lines of "You know, I thought she just hated us until I found whos-dead.com and boy did that change my opinion shortly".
It turns out, there was a website in real life which listed everyone who recently died (and I mean everyone), and somehow, someone who I had wished goodbye to had found that website, knew my real name, and figured out what happened.
Seeing that, I tried to log into my account and wouldn't you know, it worked. And I could post stuff. And at first you didn't believe it, because it's a confirmed dead girl posting. But somehow, I eventually convinced you all that yes, it was still me and yes, I was still dead.
What does this mean? WHO KNOWS? Not me.
Also, for the record, I am not dead. At least, I don't think I am.