"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

I had a dream I made a Reyweld x Reyweld Romance Game in which you play as Reyweld and date one of many Reywelds based off of simple emotions / character traits (Playweld, Dismayweld, Gayweld, ect.).

Everyone on Hawkspace loved it and there was a really good line that went something like this:

Reyweld (Player): Can I listen too?
Playweld (I think): *offers really short earbud*
Playweld: Do you like music?
Reyweld: No, I just wanted to get close to you~
Playweld: *blushes with those red anime lines*

The game was sort of formatted like Hatoful Boyfriend

Hawkspace, be prepared.