RE: IRC highlights!
04-16-2016, 05:39 AM
What a silly thing to argue about. Let's all be mature and agree to disagree.
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Spoiler
By opening this spoiler, you have been TRICKED!
Tricked into seeing the TRUTH hidden from you by THE MAN.
He wants you to believe that people are just ORBS OF GENITALIA. But even cavemen* knew otherwise.
To make this easier on everyone I will play out this conversation with my Wheat-body-pillow. I don’t have any Wheat to fill it with, however, so instead I have filled it with straw.
Wheat: “The orbs in the 6 and 9 represent the area of the human body with the greatest amount of mass.”
Me: “You can’t just arbitrarily draw mass lines! Why not say the whole body is the bulky part? We have to base this in reality.
Look at this woman!
![[Image: diagram.jpg]](https://hypertextbook.com/facts/2006/centerofmass/diagram.jpg)
Her center of mass is at the pelvis! Right at all the good bits you’d want to get to. If we’re going by mass distribution then the connection between the dingly and the bulky is where the action's at.”
Wheat: “That makes it even less likely that the 'o' is the head then. “
Me: “I disagree, but that's not critical because mass is not what's important here. What else did you notice about that woman?”
Wheat: “She was not a bird.”
Me: “Her face. Human brains are wired to look at faces. They captivate our attention because they convey the vast majority of social cues that our ancestors HAD to understand in order to even get their six to the other’s 9.”
Wheat: “That is foolish. The art of sexy instructions requires emphasis on the genitals. Ancient fertility art is full of bulbous pleasure spheres.”
Me: “The sixty-nine is more than just a set of instructions. It’s a representation of two people. Even fertility symbols never reduced the face to a sliver. When people are drawn, the head is emphasized – often overemphasized. There is no ancient stick figure where the body is the circle and the head is minuscule**"
Wheat: "I concede your point and see no further recourse. I shall mend my ways."
Me: "Thank you lets all be friends."
*okay that maybe that one was drawn by a Native American in a cave and not technically a caveman.
**with the exception of the Lascax Birdman, one of the most ancient stickfigures ever discovered – and even that one takes the ‘sexytimes at the juncture’ route.”
By opening this spoiler, you have been TRICKED!
Tricked into seeing the TRUTH hidden from you by THE MAN.
He wants you to believe that people are just ORBS OF GENITALIA. But even cavemen* knew otherwise.
To make this easier on everyone I will play out this conversation with my Wheat-body-pillow. I don’t have any Wheat to fill it with, however, so instead I have filled it with straw.
Wheat: “The orbs in the 6 and 9 represent the area of the human body with the greatest amount of mass.”
Me: “You can’t just arbitrarily draw mass lines! Why not say the whole body is the bulky part? We have to base this in reality.
Look at this woman!
Her center of mass is at the pelvis! Right at all the good bits you’d want to get to. If we’re going by mass distribution then the connection between the dingly and the bulky is where the action's at.”
Wheat: “That makes it even less likely that the 'o' is the head then. “
Me: “I disagree, but that's not critical because mass is not what's important here. What else did you notice about that woman?”
Wheat: “She was not a bird.”
Me: “Her face. Human brains are wired to look at faces. They captivate our attention because they convey the vast majority of social cues that our ancestors HAD to understand in order to even get their six to the other’s 9.”
Wheat: “That is foolish. The art of sexy instructions requires emphasis on the genitals. Ancient fertility art is full of bulbous pleasure spheres.”
Me: “The sixty-nine is more than just a set of instructions. It’s a representation of two people. Even fertility symbols never reduced the face to a sliver. When people are drawn, the head is emphasized – often overemphasized. There is no ancient stick figure where the body is the circle and the head is minuscule**"
Wheat: "I concede your point and see no further recourse. I shall mend my ways."
Me: "Thank you lets all be friends."
*okay that maybe that one was drawn by a Native American in a cave and not technically a caveman.
**with the exception of the Lascax Birdman, one of the most ancient stickfigures ever discovered – and even that one takes the ‘sexytimes at the juncture’ route.”