You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 81-82

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> Begin to recite Hamlet. Lincoln probably has a subconscious fear of Shakespeare.

You vaguely remember something about Lincoln and a theater. Maybe you can use this knowledge to your advantage!



"Alas, poor Yorrick... Wherefore art thou Romeo? It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing."



"Hmm? What's all that noise?"



"It's Lincoln! I've been looking for him ever since they reanimated me."



"Time to die again, Abe."



"To be or not to... urk!"



"Dammit! I missed! Now he'll be on his guard."



It seems the answer was "not to be".

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Fireball his horse. Actually shoot confetti. Everyone laughs.

You decide to blast his horse with a fireball.



...That didn't work quite as you planned.



"Ha ha ha! Do you even know how to use that thing?"



This is pretty embarrassing.







Somehow, having an entire evil army laughing at you feels worse than having them try to kill you.





Now that's more like it! Oh, and you're dead again.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Try and conjure up a saltwater lake. That would give you and Legshark a huge advantage over Lincoln and his horse.

You decide to use the wand that you don't actually understand to alter your surroundings, granting you an advantage.





Wow, that actually worked! And now you have the mount that's more suited to the water...



In fact, it looks like you have even more of an advantage than you expected.



"A clever move, Mister Buendia. But not one I was completely unprepared for. This just calls for a change of mounts."



Wow, he can jump pretty far.



And now he's back. And, um, he's got a new mount.

You are about 10 seconds away from execution by firing squid.

Well, you can't say you were expecting this.

What's your next move?