You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 79-80

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>Don't use it as your mount, use it as your weapon!

You suddenly get an idea.





With a shark-monster in hand, there's no way Lincoln will beat you!



It's awfully heavy, though.



Well, you were right about Lincoln not beating you. Instead, you got crushed to death under a shark.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>Trade places with costumed shark man. Blend in with the crowd of monsters.

Wait a minute...



There's something fishy about this shark.



...That was unexpected.



Well, you can imagine how this ends.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Did you know that you can tame sharks by patting them on the nose? Sharks would face stopping (which would mean death) just to get another pat.

You remember hearing something about taming sharks by patting them on the nose.



It seems to have worked!



But it still seems upset about something.

It just looks annoyed that it doesn't have hands to strangle a bitch with. Find it some nice arms to stick on the end of its fins.

Of course! It wants arms!



But where are you going to get some?





Whoa! What's going on?





Well, that solves that problem.



You attach the arms to the shark's fins with some tape the zombie had in its pockets for some reason.



The shark seems happy! You can probably mount it safely now. But you still need a weapon...

> I'd suggest the Deadly Cheat Menu, but eventually you'll need to fight Glorious Leader and it apparently doesn't work on her. Go get the Slug Magician's magic wand instead. Use the Deadly Cheat Menu to cut through a bit of the frozen lava if you have to.

Aha! The perfect weapon for your duel!



With your new mount, you should be able to get there quickly.





You want to get it out of there, but you don't want to set the ghost slug free...



But you may just have an idea.





Hmm. Getting the wand out may take some work.



Ack!









...Maybe this will work after all.



You have your mount and your weapon.



And now you're ready to face Lincoln!

What's your first move going to be?