You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 71-74

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>Throw your shirt at him to blind him into crashing.

Your inventory's empty.



So you decide to fight with the shirt off your back!



Direct hit!



His random firing causes the zombie to go spiraling towards the ground.



That takes care of him...



Unfortunately, without the warmth provided by your shirt, you soon freeze to death.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>Fly low and disembark behind Grandma's cottage. Infiltrate it, knock her out. Disguise yourself as her and her as yourself. Toss her outside. Wait.

You come up with a plan.



First, you land the goose.



Then, you sneak in through the back.



You locate your grandmother. She's tough, but you might just have the element of surprise this time...



Luckily, you happened to stumble upon her chloroform supply.



You then disguise yourself as her, and her as you. You hope this works.



"Here's that worthless good-for-nothing grandson of mine! Go and do what you will with him!"



Phew. You hope they bought that.



Sounds like they did!



Huh? What's that smoke?



Uh-oh. It seems your grandmother was cooking something when you knocked her out, and the oven's been left on this whole time.



Your grandmother really should get a better stove.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Smack the karma goose in the head, then duck when it tries to laser you. The lasers will miss and hit the other guy.

You'll have to time this right...



Just in time!



The laser takes care of your pursuer.



It looks like that one zap calmed the goose down, so you're probably safe...



...What?



Apparently, there's more than one bird of karma judging you. And they don't like their karmic retribution being abused.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Grab onto the Karma Goose real tight and whisper. "When I turn 60 years old, I'm gonna kick like a dozen puppies."

Then wait as he teleports both of you to THE FUTURE!

Since the goose seems to be able to travel beyond time and space, you decide to use it as an escape mechanism, and tell it of a future transgression.



You hold on tightly to the goose, so that you shift through time as it goes to punish your future self.





You arrive in the future and find that you actually will commit this unspeakable crime which warrants karmic retribution.



And judging by the threatening gaze of the goose, it seems that your riding privileges have been revoked retroactively for this heinous deed.



Meanwhile, it seems that the puppies your future self just kicked have very protective mothers.



The Karma Goose simply watches on as both versions of you are torn to shreds in the name of justice.

BAD END
Reloading from last save

> Direct that rocket zombie to the gunman riding on his back as an abundant source of brains. That's a good deed, right? Karma Goose would approve.

"Hey, zombie! You're looking for brains, aren't you? Well, there's some in that guy on your back!"



He seems to have noticed.



The zombie flies around wildly, trying to knock his rider off and claim his delicious, juicy brains.



Somewhere in the process, he makes his way into your goose's flight path.



This is probably not going to end well.

Meanwhile...



"Those worthless zombies haven't had any luck catching him! Get Project J-392 up there!"



Project J-392 is being readied for launch.



...Or not.



Ouch... That hurt. And you're probably surrounded. You'd better get back on your goose...



Oh. Uh. Never mind that plan.



And here comes the next enemy...



Uh. This seems to be a sword-wielding clone of Abraham Lincoln riding some sort of mutant zebra. How are you going to handle this?