You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 69-70

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Announce the Karma Goose as your new deity. Conquer the world through religion.

Yes! The Karma Goose is clearly the path to a better future for the world! You will show them the way!



"Everyone! Cease this fighting! The Karma Goose is the savior of us all! Can't you see that?"



It worked! Your charisma and the majesty of the Karma Goose have shown them the way!



However, it seems the goose is turned off due to religious differences.



The sudden disappearance drives the masses to despair.

"Why have you forsaken us, oh mighty Karma Goose?"



Which means they don't lift a finger to help their former prophet as he plummets to the ground and dies messily.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Steer the goose into a kamikaze run at Grandma's cottage, then leap off at the last second.

This all began at your grandmother's cottage. Maybe you can stop it here.



You guide the goose's flight downward, towards the cottage! When it hits, it should smash the whole thing to bits!



Almost there...



JUMP!



Success!



And you even survived! Luckily, something broke your fall...



...Oh. Apparently that "something" was your younger self.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Have Karma Goose pull up to get over the zombies while you dump the contents of your inventory on them (if there's anything left)

Well, you dumped out a LOT of things back then. I mean, none of it seemed very useful. Better check what's left.



Let's see... there's a question mark... and... the computer from the underground laboratory. Huh, you forgot you were lugging that around.



Well, you might as well drop them.



One down...



And that's two... But what about the rest?



Huh? Wait, that's what the question mark was?



The firing squad starts shooting wildly as they fall off the zombie, which wasn't really designed to hold an entire firing squad on its back at once.



And... that takes care of the rest.



Well, except that one. How are you going to take care of him?