You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 66-68

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>Challenge it to a magical duel!

You challenge the slug-monster to a magical duel!



The slug accepts and transports you to the World of Magic for the battle.



In this mystical realm, the most powerful wizards engage in high-stakes duels to the death.



"Ruuggh."

Your opponent seems to be indicating that, as challenger, you get to make the first move.



You then realize that you don't know any magic. At all. Seriously, what were you thinking?



Your opponent soon realizes your ineptness, and mercilessly destroys you.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Ask it for a magic show.

You decide to ask the ghostly slug magician to put on a show. Maybe that will serve as a distraction!



It agrees. For its first trick, it asks you to pick a card, any card.



You do as instructed. You feel a little nervous about this, but it might give you time to think of a plan...



The card you picked is...



...the Death tarot? What kind of deck is this?



And, uh... what's going on now?



Wow. That's a pretty good trick, you have to admit. Or you would, if you were still alive.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>Dig down through the snow

In desperation, you claw at the snow beneath your feet. Maybe you can find something useful, or hide under there!



Hey! It looks like there's something down there!



And that something is a Martian firing squad.



They zap you before you even have time to wonder how they got there.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>Its a slug monster. Throw salt at it.

You don't have any salt! Besides, would that even work on a ghost slug?

> Deadly Cheat Menu: Continue falling through the Earth's crust, resulting in an eruption right underneath the slug magician.

As you pause and reflect on your lack of salt, you happen to look up and see that the Cheat Menu is still falling.



You need to get out of here before that thing lands on you!)



The ghostly slug magician slowly gives pursuit, moving as fast as a regular corporeal slug magician. Which isn't very fast.



It is mildly annoyed by a menu screen falling through its incorporeal body as it pursues you.



But then, it doesn't realize what's about to happen next.



The cheat menu strikes a vein of lava, causing an explosion that reaches all the way to the surface!



The magma then freezes around the slug magician due to the low temperatures. And as everyone knows, ghosts cannot move through frozen magma. The Slug Magician is trapped inside!

GHOSTLY SLUG MAGICIAN DEFEATED!



But there's still an entire army of monstrosities to deal with...

Summon the Karma Goose by doing something bad, but not so bad that it instantly lasers you, maybe just glares at you angrily.

Karma Goose? What's that?



Well, you don't quite understand the plan, but you guess it's worth a shot.



You make a rude face at the frozen slug. Hopefully this act of impoliteness and disrespect for a defeated foe will work.



Uh... Is that a Karma Goose?



You guess so.



Well, it didn't kill you. Maybe you can get it to help you out!



The Karma Goose takes to the skies!



This is great! You're relatively safe up here! Maybe you can even get the goose to swoop down and catch your past self.



...Maybe not so safe. You'll have to deal with these zombies...

What will you do?