You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 60-62

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>Time jump to the far future where magic has become commonplace and have them repair the watch.

You travel to the future, using the last of the watch's power.



It seems that your grandmother, immune to further ravages of time, has managed to conquer the entire world in the intervening years.



"There he is! It's the time-traveller we're supposed to keep an eye out for! Get him!"



You are swiftly arrested. Apparently your grandmother is very paranoid about the potential threat you pose to her empire.



In fact, she has already made arrangements for you to be executed if you show up.



"Any last words?"
"Well..."
"Too bad! FIRE!"



You have a full half second to appreciate how much more efficient the firing squads of the future are before you are disintegrated by lasers.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>Put on a space suit and go back in time to soon after the universe was made.
Become the Universe's glorious leader.

Space suit? Since when have you ever needed a space suit?



Anyways, you decide to impose your will on the entire universe soon after it begins. The watch doesn't survive the trip, but that won't matter soon.



Wait. This is what the universe was like early on?



Apparently, the universe is being created from the writings of an infinite number of monkeys with typewriters. That explains a lot.



Well, the plan remains the same. Time to conquer the universe!



You decide to start typing your way to the top.



Oh, how convenient! You just need to type in your name, and...



Uh-oh.



You don't last long, seeing as you're outnumbered infinity to one.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Go to the nearest library. Learn how to fix the watch yourself.

You decide to head for the library and see if you can fix this watch before you go gallivanting through time with it.



You find a relevant book and start reading.



You should be able to get it working again soon!



Success! Now, back to time-travelling!



The watch is still working! Your repair skills are amazing.



Wait... Where exactly are you?



...Uh-oh.



You're high up in the air again - very high, in fact - and there is a gigantic hole directly below you.









It tends to kill you when you fall from as high up as is possible to about halfway between sea level and the bottom of the world.

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BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Could you possibly go back in time to when you turned up at your grandmother's house in the snow, and then switch the now-broken watch with your brand-new one? That'd mean she was never immortal in the first place, and you'd have a working watch.

You're back in the snowfields, on that terrible vacation so long ago.



Hmm. There you are. Maybe you can get the watch from your younger self, and give him this one so it will be useless when your grandmother steals it...



...Oh. Hmm.



But... You could still steal the watch from your past self! Then Grandma won't get it, and she'll never become Glorious Leader, and...



...and she'll probably be really upset if she can't find it, and possibly do something drastic to the younger you. Which might not be such a great idea. Hmm.



Oh! But you could find some other way out of this snowfield, and guide your younger self to safety without going to Grandma's house!



You catch up with your younger self and assure him that you'll get him out of there, not mentioning any time travel or anything.



Huh? What's going on here? Where'd that guy come from?



Uh... This doesn't look good...



An entire army teleports in from the future!



"So, Aureliano! You're hoping to end my rule before it starts! Well, unfortunately for you, I've mastered time travel, and I'll see to it that the watch ends up in my past self's hands, one way or another!"



Uh-oh. It looks like you've got an entire army after you, and your younger self is being dragged to the cottage to have his watch stolen!

What are you going to do now?