You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 55-59

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Near your brother before you were about to get executed. You must tell him what's going on.

Yes! But first get him a bullet-proof vest and a bunch of ketchup packets.

You've just realized that you have the opportunity to save your brother's life!



You explain to your brother that he's about to get killed rescuing you.



You then vanish, saying you'll help him out with that.



You hand over a bulletproof vest with ketchup packets in the pockets. It wasn't easy getting it.



You then watch as your brother saves your life and appears to be killed.



But thanks to you, he's saved!



You and your brother have a joyful reunion.



"I'm very grateful to you for saving my past self, Aureliano."



"But I'm afraid you're too much of a threat to my future reign as Glorious Leader. So your life ends now. Nothing personal, you understand."

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Back to right before you almost froze to death.

Looks like you're trying this again.



You spontaneously decide to take your younger self through time to get him out of here. That should stop Grandma from getting your watch and becoming the Glorious Leader.



Except... Nothing happened. What's wrong with this stupid thing?



A closer examination of the watch reveals you may have just made a bad move.



Uh. This doesn't look very good.



Huh? What's coming out of that one?



Congratulations, you have grabbed the Big Bang through a random time portal. The universe is created in the very spot where you are, utterly destroying you in the process.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Go back in time and join your own firing squad. After spending months slowly earning your grandmother's trust, wait until right now to burst through the door and shoot your grandmother with your rifle.

You decide to take a more active role in your own pursuit.



First, you make yourself a little less recognizable. Too bad you don't have a proper razor.



Then you stand in line to sign up.



You also quietly grab some documentation from another potential recruit so you can get through the necessary paperwork.



With your stolen documentation, you are easily accepted.



You then join in on the chase against your past self, being very careful never to reveal your true identity.



Finally, you chase yourself to the Glorious Leader's office. Your past self vanishes just as you enter the door.



Your grandmother starts berating her entire army for letting your past self get away.



She's too angry to pay attention to you, and everyone else is too terrified of her. This is your chance...



Suddenly, a voice calls out, distracting you at the key moment.



"Your moustache wasn't pleased about being abandoned for your little plan, and it told me the whole story."



"You'll pay for keeping me off the firing squad!"



There's a lesson somewhere in here about being careful how you treat others, but it's a little too late to learn it now that you're dead.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

80 years in the past.Kidnap your grandmother will she still is a baby and raise her to be a nice person

Enough of this. You're going to see to it that you have a nice, normal relationship with your grandmother, even if it means separating a baby from her loving parents.



You get ready to take her out of here...



Uh-oh. Looks like you've been caught.



Better get back on track with your time-travel...



"I can't believe our precious little Renata was almost kidnapped! We can't let this happen again!"



"We'll make sure that Renata grows up knowing how to defend herself! Even if it means a training regimen so strict that it drives her crazy and she one day becomes a brutal dictator!"



Well, that plan didn't work out. You'd better pick the right destination this time. Where and when will you go?

Forget all this stuff you've been doing. Go back in time, win the lottery, then use the money to buy the publishing house. Put your own picture next to "Glorious Leader" and be a kind ruler.

You decide to co-opt your grandmother's scheme, and become the Glorious Leader yourself.



First, you'll need some funds.



Fortunately, with a little time-travel, this is easy to do.



You enter the lottery. With your knowledge of the future, you easily claim the winning ticket.



With your newfound riches, you purchase the nation's only dictionary publisher.



The plan works perfectly, and you are soon made Glorious Leader.



You work hard to ensure that the Democratic Republic of Corruptia becomes a thriving nation and a model to the world.



You also fire the government's Mad Scientists, since they pretty much just suck up money and have nothing to show for it except death rays and hideous abominations.



"I don't like that new Glorious Leader. I had the best job in the world! But now I'm out on the street."
"Tell me about it. Man, if I still had funding, I'd build a big laser or something and shoot it at him."



"Hey, I managed to embezzle a big pile of funds before we left, just in case something like this happened. There's plenty of room for more members on the creative team, though..."
"I'm in."



It's been a lot of hard work, but you're finally turning this country around. You're feeling pretty good about yourself!



What was that?



"Sir! We've just received word that some kind of mech with a 300-foot long shoulder-mounted rocket launcher is heading this way!"



"WHAT?"



Your mansion is blown up by a ridiculously oversized rocket. Your glorious reign comes to an early end.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

To mix things up a bit,
> Go to the sharp objects factory on mars

You've found yourself in the Martian Sharp Objects Factory somehow. Not that you'd recognize it.



Uh-oh... That improperly-stacked pile of sharp objects seems about to fall.



You run as fast as you can to avoid getting impaled!



Oh no! You're trapped!



You steel yourself for your inevitable fate.



Wha..?



It seems you have been spared a sharp and pointy fate thanks to someone's timely visit to Mars.

Meanwhile...



Zolokta raicuzo?



Tasoka! Niardu!



Sakozi ringosda!



...Soldoko thagnatz.



The death of your past self causes you to cease to exist. Not that you personally recognize this as the cause.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>Go to the sharp objects factory while you were fleeing and pickpocket the watch off of yourself.

Oh man. Here again.



And here you are, right on time.



Ooh... yeah, this is bringing back painful memories. But you've got a job to do.



You carefully take the watch out of your past self's pocket.



Soon enough, he regains consciousness and runs out.



You then leave your working watch right where you found it when you came back to the factory.



And now your past self has a working watch. That takes care of the time travel side of things.



But what are you going to do now? This watch is broken.



Wait... It's still ticking? Maybe it can still be used?



In the shape it's in, though, it probably won't be good for more than one time-jump. If that.



You'd better think carefully about what to do here. Will you attempt to make one last time-jump, and if so, where and when? Or will you look for some way to repair the watch?