You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 51-54

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Explain to her that immortality is stupid. Tell her that you've learned how to remember what's on the other side, and it's totally awesome. Brag about how she's never going to get to see if because she's immortal. Maybe this will get her to kill herself?

"Wait! There's something I need to tell you!"



"This had better be important! I don't like having my cackling interrupted."



"Oh, it is! Lately, I've started to remember what happens on the other side after I die, before time rewinds. And it's AMAZING!"



"Streets paved with gold! Free ice cream all the time! Um, video games with super-advanced graphics! Uh, uh, and it um, rains magic? You're missing out on so much by trying to become immortal!"



"Is that really what it's like?"



"It sounds wonderful! I'll have to redesign my mansion to be like that! Thanks for the ideas. Perhaps you weren't completely worthless as a grandson after all."



Well, it sounds like you had a good pitch, but you couldn't quite seal the deal.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

The general had the watch for a few moments. He must have some super convenient watch fixing powers! Trick him into fixing the watch.

It occurs to you that the General had the watch earlier. It may have given him powers that can be useful here!



Uh. And here he is. Well, maybe you can trick him...



"Wait! If I give you this watch, will you switch over to my side? It's a MacGuffin brand..."



"Hmm... Let me take a closer look at that..."



"What's this? This watch is broken! What good is that?"



"Wait! That watch gives people powers! I'm sure it gave you the power to fix watches, or maybe to turn back time for objects, or something else useful here! Try it!"



"This had better work..."



It looks like the watch actually gave the General the power to make watches explode. So much for that plan.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Try to time travel without using the watch.

You decide to try time traveling under your own power, without using the watch.



Well, that didn't do anything.



"That won't work."



"Let me tell you how to handle this. First, go back to before the firing squad grabbed you and give your past self the broken watch. You never had a chance to examine it closely for a while after that, remember?"



"Then, you've got to get your time travelling done and switch it out for your watch before your past self gets the chance. So go back to the hallway outside the elevator, and then you come here, and then..."



"Whoops! Looks like I gotta go!"



Great. Just great.



Well, you may as well follow his advice as far as you can...





"Psst! Put this in your pocket, fast! It's the key to taking down the corrupt government. And good luck!"





Okay, next step is to meet yourself when you get out of the elevator.



You've memorized what to say here, then you just have to go to the Glorious Leader's office...



Wait! You don't have those clothes your future self was wearing. You'll have to make another stop after this meeting. But where will you go?

Go rob a nearby thrift store.

Right, you've got some time before your past self arrives, better make use of it.



This place looks good, but you don't have any money.



So you decide to take advantage of the five-fingered discount.



What the? What's going on?



"Fools! No one can stop... THE SHOPLIFTER!"



"Soon, I'll destroy every store in the world! Mwahahahahaha!"



You burn to death in boiling lava and you aren't really sure why.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Go to a paint factory and MAKE them clothes, dammnit.

You figure it'll be easier to just make a shirt.



So you enter a paint factory.



But wait, you have to get the right pattern... oh, and the sunglasses... and also the glass... and wait, did he have a crown, or did you just imagine that?



Distracted by your thoughts, you don't look carefully enough at where you're going.



Ow. Well, this is one more problem to deal with...



You'll have to clean off this robe, then time-travel back to the conversation. Man, you should have time-traveled here after your past self showed up instead of being so impatient.



And this bucket's stuck on your foot... ugh. And you still haven't made the shirt!



...You think you just heard something behind you.



OH GOD WHAT IS THAT



You have died at the hands of your own artistic creation.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Scott Williams: Time travel in by mistake carrying the needed clothes.

A strange person suddenly pops in.



"Oh dear. My condition must be getting worse. First I find myself in a bathhouse in Ancient Greece, and now here."



"AAAHHH!"



You have no idea who that was, but he just solved one of your problems for you.



You might as well get dressed. You put on the shirt, and stick the other things in your pocket.



Now you're ready. Just need to wait...



Blah blah man you were an idiot back then.



Now, you're going to meet yourself... but you're pretty sure there's one stop you have to make first.



You don't have much time...



Empty. Just like you thought.



Okay, time to get ready for the next stop.



Cutting it close, but you're almost done...





Now it's time for another conversation with yourself that you've already seen. Boring stuff.



And now you're time-traveling again. Where and when will you reappear?