You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 45-49

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> Escape into the past, before they tightened security around here.

You decide to solve this problem in the past.



This should be early enough that security isn't so crazy.





Uh... Looks like you went back to before the mansion was even built.



And it's a pretty long way down.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Slice it open with your Deadly Cheat Menu

You input a cheat code.



Before the menu falls, you grab it.



The door is powerless before the razor-sharp edges of the Deadly Cheat Menu!



Now you're ready to...



What the?



"Hello dearie! You've been cheating, haven't you?"



"Well, thanks to this little gizmo, I know every cheat you've ever used! And I can use them too!"



"This is what happens when you don't play fair, dearie."

Cheaters never prosper.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

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SpoilerCongratulations to Godbot for getting the Colonel killed twice in the same update!

Kick the door in

Time to show the door who's boss!



Ow! Why did you try that? It didn't work the last time, either!

Knock politely. Tell your Grandma her favorite Grandson wants to speak with her.

Perhaps a more straightforward approach is in order.



"Grandma! It's your favorite grandson! I've come for a visit!"



"Oh! What a surprise! I wasn't expecting this!"



"I'd heard you'd been shot! Trying to rescue that good-for-nothing brother of yours from my firing squad..."



"I'm glad to know you weren't that foolish after all!"





"...Oh. It's you."



"Well, since you came all this way, I suppose I can tell you in person what a disappointment you are before I call the guards in to deal with you."



You've made it into the office, and your grandmother seems too preoccupied with complaining about you to notice what you're actually doing. Now's your chance to find that watch!

Where should you look?

under the rug

You decide to look under the rug for the watch.



Uh... This may not have been the best place to look.



You are eaten by a bearskin rug. Okay, who didn't see that one coming?

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Grab a blunt object and knock her out with it. Then dress up as her and have the guards throw her in the dungeon. If anyone calls you out on not being her, declare that person an enemy of the state.

You decide that now is a good time to knock her out.





Uh... Wow. She's got good reflexes.





"And that's another thing! You always interrupt while I'm talking!"





You really should know better than to mess with little old ladies.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Quickly sit in the desk to fool the guards into thinking that you are the leader.

You decide that you might be able to pull off a bluff if you sit at her desk.



Now you wait for the guards to arrive...



What the?



"INTRUDER DETECTED. UNAUTHORIZED INTRUDER SITTING AT GLORIOUS LEADER'S DESK."



Apparently, your grandmother is very protective of her desk.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

In the waste-paper basket.

Maybe the watch is in here?



Nope, no watch. But your future self was wearing this robe, so you might as well hold onto it to prevent a paradox.

Search in grandma's hair.

Wait... Is that...?



The watch! She's wearing it in her hair!



You'll have to get it from her somehow. But if she notices you taking it, she'll call the guards, or worse.

What will you do?