You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 26-32

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>Who cares when you could be playing that classic LucasArts adventure game, Grim Fandango?

Forget about finding information on the corrupt regime out to kill you. It's time to play some games!



This is a pretty fun game!



Um. Maybe this wasn't the best game to play.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> George.

Password.

You are quite certain that the Glorious Leader's name is George Password!



...Maybe not so certain.



The security system activates. You are killed in a hail of bullets.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Lunaita Maria Buendia

No, that's not quite it.

Renata Buendia

That's the right name!



Yes, your grandmother, Renata Buendia. Somehow she took control of this country, and for reasons you aren't sure of, ordered your execution.



The file opens. You begin reading through it in hopes of shedding some light on your grandmother's plans.



You discover that she took power by taking control of the People's Republic of Corruptia's sole dictionary publisher...



...and placing her picture next to "Glorious Leader" in all the volumes.



This was enough to fool the military into obeying her. She quickly seized control of the entire country.



But there's one thing you aren't sure about. Where did your grandmother get the money to buy the publishing company in the first place?











Oh damn it, they're back. Now what are you going to do?

> Quick, type in the wrong password then point the computer monitor at the firing squad!

NOTHING CAN GO WRONG

You exit the Secret Files and then open them again.



You then type in a bad password.



Then you quickly get out of the way and hope the security system takes care of your problem for you.



Whoops! Looks like there was another security measure here.





Oh, great. Sharks.



Correction: One mutant shark.



You are quickly devoured by the mutant with no chance to do anything. Better luck next time.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>Quickly write a "Do not shoot!" sign and hold it up facing the firing squad.

You decide to show them a sign. After all, the last sign worked for a while, right?





They seem disinclined to listen at first, but the Judge changes their minds.



It worked! They're not going to shoot you!



Instead, they pummel you to death, which is still perfectly legal.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Quickly write up a "Revised Dictionary" that consists of the words "Glorious Leader" and an arrow pointing at you.

You decide to use a little trick of your grandmother's.



You show them that the dictionary clearly indicates that you are the Glorious Leader.



You then order them to cancel your execution and take you to the impostor who is currently claiming to be Glorious Leader.



Your ruse seems to have worked! The Firing Squad will now do as you say!



This is the perfect plan.



"Grraarrrgh!"
Wait... it looks like you've just been usurped!



"Grrgah!"



And the Glorious Zombie Leader seems to have reinstated the orders for your execution.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Throw yourself headfirst into the monitor, thereby entering the realm of cyberspace!

You formulate a desperate escape plan!





Hey kids! It's time for you to decide how the Colonel dies from this command!

Choice A:



That was silly. There's no way you can enter cyberspace through a computer monitor! All you gained for your trouble was a painful death and glass shards embedded in your face.

Or Choice B:



You enter cyberspace through the computer.



You are now in cyberspace.



Wait... What's that?





The General has decided to take this time to play one of his favorite games!



He's pretty good at it, it seems.

Whichever choice you took...

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Throw the computer at them and run.

With few resources at your disposal, you decide to throw the computer as a distraction! Surprised, the Firing Squad flees in all directions.



You run out, grabbing the computer along the way - maybe you'll be able to find another chance to check the rest of the data.



Well, that bought you a little time, but it looks like you're getting chased again.



However, your last chase gave you a pretty good idea of the layout of this place. You can probably figure out how to get to any room here now. Where will you run to?