You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 22-25

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Take your brain out and place it in the hostage position in front of you. They can't shoot you without risking the integrity of your precious brains!

You come up with a desperate plan to dissuade the zombies!



"Don't shoot, or the brain gets it!" you yell.



Or that's what you would yell, if you hadn't just pulled your own brain out!

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>Press the nearest button on the nearest gizmo

Thinking fast, you press the first button you see.



Looks like that did something...



Uh. What the heck is that? It looks like the duck head is a judge, and the horse head is running for the Senate. Is this supposed to be some kind of joke about "judge, jury, and executioner"?



You have no idea what to make of this new development, but it's probably bad news.



And speaking of bad news...

Other Firing Squad: Burst out behind you. Exchange fire with undead firing squad.

They're still after you!



But it looks like the zombies have them scared.



The two firing squads start shooting at each other, with you caught in the middle. This is not a great position to be in.

>Zombies are slow, right? So you can easily run away from them.

You'd better get out of here. Hopefully the zombies won't be able to catch up, and you can worry about that crazy monster and the regular firing squad later.





Time to run!





Uh-oh. Looks like they've decided you're their biggest problem.



At least you should be able to lose the zombies...





OH COME ON!

>Screw this. Climb out of the adventure onto the forum and give the author a stern talking-to for all the pain he's put you through. You've died 21 22 times already (I counted)!

You've had enough of this. Those two jerks running this adventure have killed you way too many times!





You decide to give the author and the artist a piece of your mind.





However, it seems you may have overestimated the strength of your bargaining position.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Declare it to be ZOMBIE FIRING SQUAD SEASON

Thinking quickly, you try to trick your pursuers into thinking it is Zombie Firing Squad season.





It looks like the tables have turned!



"Gragh garrgh!"



You guess that means "Look! Behind you!" in Zombie. So you do the polite thing and look.



"Gruhh...." He seems to be indicating that it is Colonel Aureliano Buendia Season.





"Hey! What's that over there?"



This goes on for some time.



Finally, the Judge has had enough of this nonsense. He decides to settle once and for all which season this is.





Unfortunately, he happened to decide this right when you were standing under his gavel. You are crushed by the weight of his decision, and also by the force of a hammer wielded by a super-strong hideous abomination.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Grind to a halt. Everyone chasing you will be carried past you by their momentum, giving you a few precious seconds to do... something.

As you flee, you recall a basic physics lesson.



Namely, inertia.



Your pursuers, caught off guard by your sudden stop, rush ahead of you! This gives you just enough time to come up with a new plan!

then run towards a hallway full of doors and cue hilarious chase scene.

You rush through the nearest door.



Followed closely by your pursuers.









Obviously, hijinks ensue.



Eventually, your pursuers have lost track of their target. But where are you?





It seems you've found this lab's repository of secret files! Perhaps you can find valuable information in here!

What will you do now?

Instead proceed to barricade the door and hold out against the firing-squad apocalypse.

You decide to buy yourself some time to investigate, and start blocking the door.



You find a big pile of crates and decide to use those to strengthen your barricade.



You're pretty sure that will hold, so you take the opportunity to start looking for clues.





Uh-oh.



You die in a spectacular fireworks show. Too bad there's nobody around to see it.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Write "do not disturb" on the back of a TOP SECRET DOCUMENT and hang it on the outside of the door.

You decide that a ruse is in order.



You place a sign on the door and close it.





A member of the Firing Squad suggests checking out this room.



However, His Honor points out that the sign says "Do Not Disturb", and signs should be obeyed.



Sounds like your plan worked. Now, where should you begin your search?

>Get on that computer and do some 1337 haxoring.

You decide to begin your investigation with the computer.



Looks like that was a good idea! This thing is just full of information. But where to start?

Look up the glorious leader's dirty little secrets

You decide to look for information on the Glorious Leader. You are trying to bring down the corrupt government here, after all.



It looks like this information is protected.



But the password is the real name of the Glorious Leader! And fortunately, you managed to acquire that information before you were captured.

Now, what was her name again?