You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

DEATHS 16-21

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>Enter invincibility cheat code

Yeah, that would help a lot. Let's see... Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start...



No, that wasn't it.



xyzzy?



Crud! Okay, okay, you can do this...



You try every code you can think of. You know you've got it somewhere...



That didn't seem to work...



Oh, wait! The last one you tried seems to have done something!







Congratulations. You successfully activated the "Deadly Cheat Menu" code!

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

>spin around quickly so you drill into the ground.

You come up with a desperate plan to escape.



Whee!



Well, looks like all you managed to do was bury yourself alive. You soon suffocate under all that dirt.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Turn to reveal to them that you are Glorious Leader and have been the whole time. You were testing them. They passed the test but are to be executed for being enemies of the state. They tired (and succeeded many times) to kill you!

You come up with a desperate idea.



You explain that, in fact, you are the Glorious Leader. You pretended to be a prisoner in order to test their capabilities.



You inform them that they passed the test.



However, for their repeated attempts to kill you, they are to be executed for treason!



One of the Firing Squad members points out that you don't look anything like the Glorious Leader.



This was probably not one of your better plans.



BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Fire a few shots back at them blindly, forcing them to find cover

Okay, enough running. It's time to fight back.



...except it seems you ran out of bullets.

Use the rifle as baseball bat to hit the bullets back

Fine, then! If you don't have any bullets, you'll just have to fight back with the gun!



...okay, maybe that wasn't such a good idea either.

Fall into a conveniently placed hole in the ground. Hope to god it's not a pit-trap.

Fighting back doesn't seem to be an option, so it's back to running.



Whoops! Maybe you should have watched where you were going.



This hole seems strangely familiar.



Strange. The hole didn't seem that deep when the firing squad fell into it...



Um. And, it looks like they caught up to you. Now what?

>Find a missile launcher in the cave

Hmm? What's that?



It looks like a missile launcher! This should let you even the odds!



Ready... aim...



Fire... Uh, Beep?



Um, maybe this thing you picked up wasn't a missile launcher.



...Or maybe it was, after all.





Um. This isn't really turning out how you expected...



Zazkio sjalska tosam.



Gaduba tlask merdio.



...Osogio valta freino.



And once again, you spoil things on Mars. You should probably be a little more careful.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Pretend you sprained your leg in the fall. Unfortunately, the paperwork for the execution of wounded prisoners is completely different than for ones in perfect health. They're going to have to postpone the execution.

Inspiration suddenly strikes you.



You yell up that you've sprained your leg.



The Firing Squad discusses this. They need to fill out an entirely different set of paperwork to shoot a wounded prisoner.



The General thinks he has a way to resolve this dilemma.



"Just shoot him already and pretend he was fine. Who's going to check?"

I think you can guess what happens next.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

> Enter in the "Deadly Cheat Menu" code while the guard are still directly overhead. Then get out of the way.

You decide to try a cheat code.





The firing squad seems to recognize this cheat, and runs away.



Thinking quickly, you get out of the way.





That was close. You still need to find a way out of here, though...



Whoa! What's going on now?



You are melted by a massive wave of hot lava. I guess you should be careful where you drop that text box.

BAD END
Reloading from last save...

Dig off to the side and form a cavern for a base in a Minecraft-like fashion.

You aren't sure about a cavern base or whatever, but digging seems like it might actually work. Maybe.



Just how far are you going to have to dig with your bare hands, though?







Looks like you can stop now. But where are you?



Um. It looks like you're in some kind of secret underground lab?



Uh-oh. What was that? It sounded like it came from behind you.



What the...? Zombies? And, it looks like they're trained as a firing squad too. Well, that's just ridiculous.

What will you do now?