Strandido - Crab-sposition

>Yeesh. Pay respects to the dead guy... or steal their glasses. Either way's good.


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>Parley with the green crab



You attempt to strike a DIPLOMATIC ACCORD with the green crab, alas, the one sidedness of your communique leaves your efforts much to be desired...

>Send a representative crab over there to diplomatically greet the green crab.



You assign PINKY the duty of being your diplomatic envoy as, obviously He is the most VERSED in the LABYRINTHEAN ARTS of CRUSTEACEAN ETTIQUETTE AND DIPLOMANCY.

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Pinky no!

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Wait... actually, it seems okay, it appears that the Green Crab appreciate's Pinky's brand of no-nonsense ruffianism.

>Is that a knife in front of the skull? Take it.



You take the WEATHERED KNIFE, now you'll be able to defeat civilization's greatest technological advancement since Cheese and Bread, and possibly whatever that ARCANE HORROR that is TOTALLY lurking within the Jungle.

>How did this person die? Look around carefully for danger.



Well, judging by the state of this individual's lifeless husk, you reckon, mind you are no expert on such things, but you reckon that this person died... YEARS AGO, and thus does not indicate in any reasonable way, the amount of hypothetical danger that may or may not lurk nearby.