You Are About 10 Seconds Away From Execution By Firing Squad

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DEATHS 1-5

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Title by Wheeeeeeatthins, as seen here
Written by DragonFogel
Illustrated by MalkyTop



You are facing the firing squad.



Before issuing the order to fire, the general or captain or whoever (you're not entirely sure of his rank) asks the squad just who the heck you are, anyways. He needs your name to fill out some form or another later.

So, what is your name?

Clark Kent.

Yes! Your name is Clark Kent! That means you're Superman, and hence bulletproof! You can just wait for them to fire...




Oh, wait. I guess you were just some other guy named Clark Kent, who isn't bulletproof. Too bad.

BAD END

Reloading from saved game...

Your plot armor will protect you. Tell them go ahead and shoot.

That didn't work out so well.

BAD END

Reloading from saved game...

>After telling him your name, abruptly moon him then run like hell.

He really didn't appreciate that. Maybe another approach is in order.

BAD END

Reloading from saved game...

>Colonel Aureliano Buendía

Your name is Colonel Aureliano Buendia.



The general (or whoever) seems satisfied. He begins. "Ready... Aim..."



Wait, what's this?

>Get saved by your brother, with a shotgun.

It's your brother! He has come to save you!





Too bad he's outgunned.



Well, time to finish this up... What? The prisoner has escaped!



Your brother's sacrifice has bought you time to escape. You are saddened by his death, but there is no time to mourn. Where will you run to?

behind the wall - it's so obvious, they won't even think to look there!

You quickly double back and hide behind the wall, it seems the firing squad is still getting its bearings after your escape.



They'll never find you here!



Uh-oh.



It appears there was a slight flaw in that plan.

BAD END

Reloading from last save...

> Run into a Sharp Objects Inc. Building and miraculously survive with wounds over only 85% of your body!

That could probably have gone better.

Hay que recordar aquella tarde remota en que tu padre te llevó a conocer el hielo.

Oh, man. Yeah, that was the worst vacation ever. You'd rather face a firing squad and run through a factory filled with sharp objects than ever do that again.

Recall said vacation further.

You concentrate harder, and the memories come flooding in.



Separated from your father and brother, you found yourself all alone. You certainly would have died from hypothermia, if not for...



Wait... You actually can't remember how you survived that.



Oh. Um, apparently, you didn't and you've spent the last ten minutes or so hallucinating about growing up and trying to escape from a firing squad.

BAD END

Reloading from last save...

Realize you dropped your <essential plot object> in the sharp objects factory and run back in to get it...

...leaving with more wounds that luckily only cover 5% more of your body.

That's right! You left your precious pocket watch in there! You've been told that hidden within it is the key to toppling the corrupt regime that rules this land!



Well, there's no choice but to go back in and get it.




You are NEVER going back in there.

now try to hide in the dynamite and gunman factory

Except it's on fire. And all the gunmen are dead. And it's owned by the military.

You decide to run through another building. You don't have time to see what it is, but it's not like it can be any worse than the other one.




Goddammit.



Well, somehow you survived that, and you didn't lose your pocket watch. But now what are you going to do?