Loather Dating Sim

Offer to open a window, it's kinda getting crowded in here

you open the window. the room cools a bit

>release dinosaurs

you let out a guttural howl as a small pile of tiny plastic dinosaurs drop down your pants leg & land at your feet

i don't believe you

you're wrong

I kindly ask the owl if it knows any cool rat hunting spots.

the owl hoots

I help Chwoka do the laundry.

the laundry is cleaned twice as fast

i put a red sock in with the laundry. That's right. We're mixing colors. oooh watcha gonna do

you are outed as a red sox fan. everyone makes fun of you for liking baseball

i put the other red socks in the laundry too, and also no whites, and also all the other darkly-colored and black clothing into the washing machine. then i start the washing machine after putting the necessary detergent in and say to my companions, "good work team"

you put the other red socks in the laundry too, and also no whites, and also all the other darkly-colored and black clothing into the washing machine. then you start the washing machine after putting the necessary detergent in and say to your companions, "good work team"

make that three hard boiled eggs

you're too soft for a single hard boiled egg

I, the roof, sense credit's vile intent from all the way up here. I take advantage of the newly-opened window to blow an ill wind at credit and ＧＩＶＥ ＴＨＥＭ ＳＨＩＮＧＬＥＳ

you wiggle your fingers and go "ooOOOOoo" as you cast a horrible curse upon those indoors

i blow back, my breath as fresh as mint.

There is now mint-flavoured shingles lingering in the air.

you blow back too hard and faint

have you ever had chicken pox? if so, then the shingles virus may already b e dormant inside you. ask your doctor about the vaccine today

oh no

ok. i will agree to it.

I shall be its host.

FEAST YOUR EYES UPON THE GLORYY

HA!!!

*shoots green goop lasers at passerby. But only in the kitchen.*

you're unconscious

I reply: "idk if that's such a good idea Loather--even ONE dog is a lot of work to take care of i'm just not sure you should get 20 at once is all"

i say "that's fair, but dog pictures would be enough.."

>fine. be mibbs instead.

only mibbs can be mibbs