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keep playing along! Milk This montage for all it's worth!

Wait, this is a training montage right?

> keep playing along, maybe you'll gain some new skills or materials in the process. When the song nears the end, break context and use one of these newfound materials to murder the Crocacutus and drink in that sweet sweet experience.

You see no reason not to go along with things. Training is training, right? Anyway, this is giving you the chance to learn more about your foe, see how he operates. Get close to him. Then, when he's least expecting it? BAM, he's girding your loins. Well, part of him, anyway.

The training isn't easy. You and your one-dimensional comrades are being pushed hard. But, then again, you seem to be the one who's being pushed the hardest. But that's okay, right? You're the protagonist, after all, you're the one who's important. However, a thought occurs to you. What if the Crocacutus is not actually pushing you hard to make a man out of you? What if he's actually trying to injure you? Cripple you so he'll have a clear path to your luscious dude-bounty? All while acting like your mentor! That treacherous bastard!

As this thought occurs to you, you've just montage-cut to a grueling jog up a mountain path, packs fully-loaded. You're far too exhausted to wonder why there's a mountain in the middle of the swamp. So, what's going on now? The Crocacutus seems to be urging the runners to leap across a chasm, as a substitute for the now-collapsed rope bridge. One by one, each attempts the jump, seemingly oblivious to the fact that the gap is about thirty feet wide and no one is coming close to making the jump.

Wait...something seems odd here. Training montages aren't supposed to send you plummeting to your death, right? You can't actually see down the chasm from your spot at the back of the line, but based on the sounds of screams and splatters, it sure seems like they're plummeting to their deaths. Something is fishy here.

You don't have any choice now. You're going to have to confront the Crocacutus. How will you do this?

A. Engage in mannerly discourse with the Crocacutus.
B. Engage in manful combat with the Crocacutus.
C. Engage in [Other (Please Specify {Let's keep this Rated T for Teens, folks})]