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<btp> We've all lost someone with an ant-avatar
<btp> *sob* RIP thriggle
<earthexe> Whaaaat, you mean he's not floating around in related communities elsewhere?
<Cauchemar> "We've all lost someone with an ant-avatar"
<Cauchemar> Truer words have never been spoken. ;_;
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<DragonFogel> Last I heard, thriggle was getting married.
<DragonFogel> That was some years ago, so presumably that's happened by now.
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<earthexe> Ah, good for him.
<Cauchemar> Except if the ceremony was very very long.
<btp> That is a real possibility.
<Anomaly> some say... he's still getting married to this day
<earthexe> That would mean very very bad planning or very very good planning
<DragonFogel> It would explain why he hasn't been around in a while.
<Cauchemar> XD
<btp> Maybe it's not too late to attend his wedding
<btp> Oh gosh do we even know where he is registered?
<earthexe> "Honey, I'm committed, but I'm nor sure if I'm toootally committed, so how about we instead exist in the strange limbo between marriage and non-marriage?"
<btp> You may now cryogenically freeze the bride.
<btp> I want...this moment...to last...FOREVER
<Cauchemar> This marriage thing just keeps getting better and better.
<Cauchemar> Suddenly marriage looks cool once again.
<earthexe> Which is good for ol thriggs. Usually the opposite is the case
<earthexe> i think you mean..................... ice cold
<btp> It helps, if you have an amazing wife.
<btp> or, yeah I suppose like an evil witch to cast some kind of
<btp> paralysis spell on her
<btp> ala sleeping beauty
<earthexe> It would take the kiss of a one true love to break the spell
<earthexe> Well, i mean, she's getting married
<earthexe> I'm not sure if that would work
<btp> aw dang it!
<btp> My own true love, breaking all of my spells
<btp> No wonder witches hide away in castles or tree stumps
<DragonFogel> Or worse, discovering that you're not her true love.
<btp> I am at least in the top percentile
<btp> wait, who are we talking about now
<earthexe> Oh shitttttttt
<Mehga> What if the horse is the true love
<Mehga> ala Sleeping Black Beauty
<btp> Turns out, horses can die from sleeping on their sides?
<btp> They are mysteriously fragile animals
<btp> I am starting to think I am wrong about horses dying from sleeping on their sides.
<Mehga> "We've bred them to be really fast and run for a long time. What's the downside you ask? Everything else about their health"
<DragonFogel> So if your doctor tells you you're healthy as a horse, you should be really worried?
<btp> Truly, a weird majestic animal.
<btp> Is the doctor in need of some glue?
<Mehga> Yeah, but also like profit off that newfound track aptitude