Local Want Ads

This one has actually been present in every single one of these, but I thought I'd finally give it spotlight.

WANTED DEAD OR ALIVE!: John Deere mowers and tractors, like new or barn fresh. XXX-XXX-XXXX

"Like New or Barn Fresh" is just too catchy to NOT make my title.

1982 Bronco: Solid truck. No rust. Runs good. Has not been abused. New seals for top, rear windows and doors. New tie rods and drag linc. $4000 or best offer. XXX-XXX-XXXX. XXXXX

And our star, the single, solitary, shining brightness that is Ron.

When a person accepts that Christians are not under the law and it satisfies their spiritual needs, they have no reason to look further and are content with doctrines of men (Mt 15:9), for such is not written in The Bible! When The Holy Father draws one to Christ (Jn 6:44), the love of truth overcomes the heart (opposite of what many churches teach)! The law of Elohim starts taking hold and gives understanding to the need to obey His every word (Deut 8:3, Mt 4:4, Lk 4:4) and (1Jn 3:4-9)! Then the Truth has set you free from false teaching(Jn 8:31-32,Jn 14:6,15,24)! So be it!
Ron & Jeri

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WHO THE FUCK IS JERI