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MAN CRAFT

Hah. You just had the greatest idea. What if instead of crafting things for your man region, "Man-Crafting" meant making YOU more manly, i.e. more badass? I mean, it's gotta be worth a shot. What's the worst that could happen?



Um. Oh, right. You forgot. The System reacts...unpredictably to attempts to interpret abilities non-literally. It's been sort of a non-issue for you until now. "Protecting Your Gentleman's Area" is pretty unequivocal, as far as these things go. But in general, you're supposed to stick to what the little drawing depicts if you want things to work as expected. And, as you mentioned previously, The System can be kind of a dick, so whatever is about to happen, you're not looking forward to it.

Just gotta wait through another load-time...

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Um. You don't know what a "Context Break" is, but that screen sure looks excited. There'd probably be all kinds of sirens going off, if The System wasn't currently barely capable of handling gif animations, thank you very much.

You're totally baffled...wait, the Crocacutus is backing off, unhooking its jaws from your now profusely bleeding hands. Oh god, it's standing up on its hind legs. Is it going to start talking next? It's starting to talk, what the hell is going on?

Crocacutus: We've got a loooong way to go.

What...the hell?