Let's go vampire hunting

Dude, did she need tongs just to pick up the plate?

Of course! Are you color blind or something?! The plate is boiling red, it's a wonder it isn't melting, maybe it's demon trickery or something. The burger's sole presence is making your nose drip and your eyes wet. There's no way you're eating that, even if you need the fiber.

Okay okay

You are not going to eat that. It will kill you.

But you've ordered it so you have some macho points for it even being in your presence. You can get out of this and maybe be better for it.

> make small talk with the waitress. Like "so, where did a cutie like you learn English?" or "you've seen any vampires around here lately?"

Oh also

> "oh sorry, I wanted this to-go"

"So"

You quickly address the waitress before she leaves, some small talk shall give you some time to think of how to dispose of this cursed burger without looking like a total wimp. Also you're so totally not done with this lady.

"Where did a cutie like you learn English? Also i am looking for vampires have you seen any?"

"Oh, so you're a vampire. I should have known"

Wait what is she talking abou-



WAAAGH