The thread for flipping shits (and tables)

God, I'm just so fucking pissed at my parents right now. They got suuuuuper smashed at the pub and then came home and oh hey their car came with them.

"Would I be disappointed if I knew how you got home?"

"Yes."

and i started just disappointed but i keep thinking on it and fucking god dammit i thought you two were smarter than this