RE: THE GRAND MARBLE TOWER! CLIMBING STAIRS HAS NEVER BEEN SO REWARDING.
02-15-2016, 06:22 PM
You advance on the kobold, who seems INCREDIBLY UNPREPARED FOR BATTLE. The prod you with the FAKE DAGGER, which does no damage at all. You HUG THE KOBOLD tightly, and run a claw under its chin.
"Hey there your one hot hotbaby you gonna eat all these or what did you sit in a pile of sugar cuz you got sweetbritches"
The kobold is incapable of dealing with the level of flirting(?) and werewolf hugs that you're dishing out and promptly passes out.
You lightly set the kobold down for its impromptu nap, and look at the three corpses. They're not fresh. You give one a small nibble.
It's the worst thing you've ever tasted. Thanks, dead guy. Way to stay fresh.
THE KOBOLD IS DEFEATED(?)
As is the rule with any living and defeated monsters, you put the Kobold (M) into your inventory, along with all of the items it was holding. This includes the FAKE DAGGER, the WOODEN SHIELD, and its life savings of SEVEN DOLLARS. This can only go well.
These corpses don't seem to have anything useful on them. You pose them so they look like they're playing cards. Perfect.
YOU HAVE GAINED A LEVEL FROM DEFEATING THIS FLOOR. HOW WILL YOU SPEND IT?
You decide however you spend it, you're heading up those stairs right away when you're upgraded.
"Hey there your one hot hotbaby you gonna eat all these or what did you sit in a pile of sugar cuz you got sweetbritches"
The kobold is incapable of dealing with the level of flirting(?) and werewolf hugs that you're dishing out and promptly passes out.
You lightly set the kobold down for its impromptu nap, and look at the three corpses. They're not fresh. You give one a small nibble.
It's the worst thing you've ever tasted. Thanks, dead guy. Way to stay fresh.
THE KOBOLD IS DEFEATED(?)
As is the rule with any living and defeated monsters, you put the Kobold (M) into your inventory, along with all of the items it was holding. This includes the FAKE DAGGER, the WOODEN SHIELD, and its life savings of SEVEN DOLLARS. This can only go well.
These corpses don't seem to have anything useful on them. You pose them so they look like they're playing cards. Perfect.
YOU HAVE GAINED A LEVEL FROM DEFEATING THIS FLOOR. HOW WILL YOU SPEND IT?
You decide however you spend it, you're heading up those stairs right away when you're upgraded.