We've all heard that humans "evolved" from "lower organisms"

Oh daaaaang! Oh dawg Kí, what a noodlefail! Can't believe it! Who'da thought you'd mistake spaghetti (long, thin stringy cylindrical pasta noodleage; another term of usage is said pasta dressed in a sauce) for ROTINI?!??!?! Guh! Buh! welcome to death town pal, cuz this shit is the undertaker of yr credibility

Excuse me, where did I mistake Spaghetti and Rotini? I said our DNA looks like pasta. No specifying there. Just because Papyrus is leading the Spaghetti leaderboard doesn't mean I can't tell my Farfalloni from my Fusilli; my Manicotti from my Mostaccioli; my Lasagne from my Linguini.

I'd drop the mic here, but I also have respect for sound technicians.