RE: Questions Thread
02-14-2016, 04:14 PM
(This post was last modified: 02-14-2016, 04:18 PM by Reyweld.)
(02-14-2016, 01:37 PM)SleepingOrange Wrote: »Why is there something instead of nothing?
Well, way back in the day, there used to be nothing. But then Wheatthins spat into a spittoon and created the universe.
I'm skipping over some details but that covers the basics of it, and also why you may wake up in the morning and whisper to yourself "Woop Zoop" sometimes.
The universe is infinitely expanding because the spittoon is really cold and the spit that is our universe is freezing. As most know, water expands when it freezes.
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