RE: THE GRAND MARBLE TOWER! CLIMBING STAIRS HAS NEVER BEEN SO REWARDING.
02-13-2016, 03:12 PM
You have driven up to the GRAND MARBLE TOWER in your TANK TREAD PRIUS. The door is a little small for it, but you try to wedge it in there for a bit, seeing if you can get just the right angle for this sort of thing. After a few minutes, you hit a snag in the seam of the tower, causing your Prius to glitch and fling itself into the sky as you ragdoll harmlessly to the ground. Dammit. That going to cause some real HAVOK. You spent like half your points on that.
You lay on the ground, thinking about why you're here. You're a bitch! Wait, no, that's not it. You're after your SIGNIFICANT OTHER, the beautiful (probably) and loyal (somewhat) POLLO DE GENOSA. The breadcrumbs led you here, a sure sign that your soon to be hugged goal rests at the top, cooing, preening, and possibly enjoying a shallow dish of water in which to flap about. Also necromancy. Pollo sure loves her corpses. You trust her completely, and are 100% sure she didn't lead you here in order to harvest your organs or do something incredibly evil to power ancient artifacts. This is a good move on your part.
After dusting yourself off, you admire your own form in the well polished MARBLE of the TOWER. Who's that lady with the furry legs and the sharp teeth trapped in the MARBLE? Oh, wait, that's just you. You don't need PANTS, being WEREWOLF FROM THE WAIST DOWN, and your shirt reads ADVENTURE BABE across the chest. This was way more practical than armor. Same for your ponytail. That just screams "I'm sporty, but enjoy a responsible adventure." Jeez, you're tall. Were you always like 7 foot something? Probably. More werewolf for the hugging, baby. Hanna Matt-Bara doesn't mess around when it comes to friendly, family safe signs of affection towards her loved ones.
YOU ENTER THE DOOR TO THE NORTH. Yeah, that's a mood setter, I know. You love it. The first floor of the GRAND MARBLE TOWER is every bit as amazing as you thought it would be! There are even statues lining the edged of the circular room showing how many people made it to the top. Of course, circular rooms have as many edges as people who have made it, so it was a really good design choice. Your VEHEMENT LOVE OF STAIRS has really got your tail wagging today! There's a staircase that leads up, AND one that leads down! You're already getting thrown for an altitude-changing loop!
Will you go up, go down, or check out that SWEET CORPSE that's laying halfway up the stairs?
You lay on the ground, thinking about why you're here. You're a bitch! Wait, no, that's not it. You're after your SIGNIFICANT OTHER, the beautiful (probably) and loyal (somewhat) POLLO DE GENOSA. The breadcrumbs led you here, a sure sign that your soon to be hugged goal rests at the top, cooing, preening, and possibly enjoying a shallow dish of water in which to flap about. Also necromancy. Pollo sure loves her corpses. You trust her completely, and are 100% sure she didn't lead you here in order to harvest your organs or do something incredibly evil to power ancient artifacts. This is a good move on your part.
After dusting yourself off, you admire your own form in the well polished MARBLE of the TOWER. Who's that lady with the furry legs and the sharp teeth trapped in the MARBLE? Oh, wait, that's just you. You don't need PANTS, being WEREWOLF FROM THE WAIST DOWN, and your shirt reads ADVENTURE BABE across the chest. This was way more practical than armor. Same for your ponytail. That just screams "I'm sporty, but enjoy a responsible adventure." Jeez, you're tall. Were you always like 7 foot something? Probably. More werewolf for the hugging, baby. Hanna Matt-Bara doesn't mess around when it comes to friendly, family safe signs of affection towards her loved ones.
YOU ENTER THE DOOR TO THE NORTH. Yeah, that's a mood setter, I know. You love it. The first floor of the GRAND MARBLE TOWER is every bit as amazing as you thought it would be! There are even statues lining the edged of the circular room showing how many people made it to the top. Of course, circular rooms have as many edges as people who have made it, so it was a really good design choice. Your VEHEMENT LOVE OF STAIRS has really got your tail wagging today! There's a staircase that leads up, AND one that leads down! You're already getting thrown for an altitude-changing loop!
Will you go up, go down, or check out that SWEET CORPSE that's laying halfway up the stairs?