already have asked a hypothetical wizard

how many stars should i rate this thread, my mouse is currently hovering over 1 star out of 5

if i were this wizard i would say that i already told you, you dingus, you would have already asked before and i would have said you should follow your heart

what was i supposed to do, tomorrow?

i mean i wouldn't know why you wouldn't have written it down when i would have told you this earlier, if i were a wizard that you had already asked this of, but i would exasperatedly say that you will have been supposed to check your tire pressure and oil levels