6th MG: Everyone Dies

Whimbrel (8)

You grab at the owl, but it flies away from your reach.

Mehgamehn - (!12!)

You find several of the most prestigious cold ones and begin to guzzle them down as you gaze upon a quite clever episode about triangles. You even laugh at the terrible "so acute" joke.

{A roll of fate for the other four players: W-5, Mi-8, S-2, I-8}

Mirdini (!12!)

You snatch the nuts from around the slumped figure, who doesn't notice. You get chocolate covered almonds and beer nuts and sour cream chip nuts and salted peanuts... mmmMMMM!

{A roll of fate for the other players: W-4, Me-10, S-12, I-8}

Scahzer (9)

You pick up the key. After trying it on both doors, you learn that it fits into both of their sockets. Looks like this is some sort of master key for the Town Hall.

ICan'tGiveCredit (3)

You begin eating the leaves. Oh dear. Your throat starts swelling, likely from an allergic reaction. Without some quick thinking or great luck, you're going to get an early grave!

FATE

The television begins to give off a loud and high pitched noise, inaudible to humans, but not to birds. Scahzer's finch begins to go crazy, pecking at Schazer again. Schazer swats at it. For some reason, the rest of the bird swarm arrives. All 599 begin to peck at Schazer, who can no longer fend them off. As they screamed in agony, Schazer realized that Black Magic maybe wasn't the best career choice. Schazer has died.

Meanwhile, Whimbrel begins to smell the scent of nuts. Immeadiately, their entire body begins to swell, and they pop like a balloon. Allergies are just the worst. At least the owls won't be going hungry... Whimbrel has died.

LIVELIST: 3/5
Mehgamehn
ICan'tGiveCredit
Scahzer
Whimbrel
Mirdini