"Seriously brain, what the hell?" A Thread For Weird Dreams and Nightmares

more like, thread for GOOD dreams and, and, GAY DREAMS

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Act I

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So i'm in my bathroom getting ready for the day. i'm doing volunteer work later that day for meals on wheels.
i gotta shave and brush my teeth and i gotta hurry cause i need to leave soon!
my pet owl is there. my big cartoony pet owl, who likes to gossip with the duck (the duck flies in through the window to chat with owl)
I can understand what they're saying because of my magic ancient egyptian (????) heritage. Some squirrels in the neighborhood started dating or something. who cares. i sure don't. i gotta go to meals on wheels!

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Intermission

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On the way to meals on wheels i stop by my old middle school. I get a regular sized meal that gets served to all the kids. I have to keep telling the people there that i'm not actually a student. The bill is 25$ for the pathetic school lunch. I'm appalled at where my money is going, resolve never to eat out again, and feel relieved that it's just a dream and i'm not wasting money on anything.

My mom is there too, complaining about the soda machine. it makes soda faster than people can drink it, so it dumps all the surplus down the drain.

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Act II

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After lunch, instead of going to meals on wheels, I hop on the subway and go downtown to Washington DC, where they have all the smithsonian museums. In the Natural History one (the one about dinosaurs and rocks and stuff), they're doing a collaborative exhibit with the National Archives (recordkeeping)..... an exhibit on... EGYPTIAN STATUES!!!!!!!!!

I'm incredibly amazed at all this cool stuff. i've apparently never seen a statue ever before. There's one statue of a girl with two birds on her shoulder, and a tour guide is talking about it to a small group of teenagers. I barge right through to the statue and start trying to talk to the birds. but they're statues of course, so nothing happens and i start yelling like "WHAT THE HECK IS WRONG WITH THESE BIRDS???"

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Act III

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One of the girls in the crowd, i see, is not a teenager at all- she's my age! and she looks exactly like me! Whoa- she's my long lost clonetwin from ancient egypt! (???????) She's literally me, just better with her innate magical powers. she makes the statue come to life. There's also another me in the crowd who just does nothing except be the Point of View during this act.

The statue starts singing! Original Me and Magical Me join in as a duet/trio!!! POV Me looks at a little sign on the side that displays a table, of all the characters and how long they appear (in minutes) in each act. This is how i know this dream has four acts, and also that this musical number is 9 minutes long.

The tour group (+POV me) also joins in at some points as the backup chorus. The song tragically ends when the statue trips over a bench and shatters into a lot glass shards, which all end up in Original Me's arm.

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Act IV

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I'm fine.
Retroactively, the statue, just before it trips, transforms into a chandelier on the ceiling to avoid tripping. #ancientegyptianmagic

Now we all sit down at picnic table or something. i already ate, but the tour group eats. Instead both mes like cuddle and stuff at the table while the whole tour group probably feels hella awkward.

<3 <3 <3 i'm gay <3 if i'm my own girlfriend does that mean i have two girlfriends???

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Sequel!

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So this new character named robert shows up but everyone including me thinks that he's been there the whole time. due to dream logic, he might as well have been. Only in real life do i realize the truth- he wasn't there in the first part of the dream!

Anyways, pretending he was there, well, he was the antagonist- the ancient egyptian pharoah who, in the previous dream, uh, did absolutely nothing. he's still an antagonist though because my brain said so.

So Robert says to me, "you know, robert isn't my real name- just like you, Timu, went by the alias, Tipu, i too have been lying about my name."

So seems like the way to disguise your name is to add/remove a 'p', so i'm like "So your real name is.... Roberp?"

Roburp says, YES THATS RIGHT!! I'm roburp! (pronounced "raw burp") and also i am no longer evil! I'm a good guy now!

Yay. Great! Amazing character development from roburp.
The end. (this part of the dream was far less coherent than the previous parts). I'm going to pretend like Roberp was there to remind me that ancient egyptians aren't white, and once I recognized that, he "turned good."
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